I went to the weirdest, preppiest, little high... →
Lay-law-nee De-la-rente!!! What a name!!!!!!!– drunk old lady at office holiday party
Facebook did good to me today. (surprise!) →
I swear if my “clout score” were higher I would be on Facebook’s public enemy list. I usually rant about how stupid everything and everyone can be on Facebook. Not today! (okay, at least not before 9am) I browsed through my newsfeed reading the usual banter – look at my kid, check me out in an ugly sweater, I ran 16 miles – but two post stopped me in my tracks. The first was...
Me: I'm going to be crazy when I'm pregnant.
Him: I don't doubt that at all.
(awkward wave) (pause) Hi!
Yeah, but not really. (RE: post title) Here I go again, creating a new blog. But really, this time it’s for a pretty legitimate reason. I’m no longer preparing for marriage and the wedding. No more Style Me Pretty, Wedding Bee, pantone colors, vendor searching, googling of hair styles, collecting mailing addresses, and all the other CRAP. That is d-o-n-e. Thank goodness. All that is left is the...